First, let me say I attended a work meeting today. I took me two fucking hours to drive there. I would not mind this, except for the fact that there was not one noteworthy issue talked about. I’m pretty sure I work for the redundancy department of redundancy. The main speaker in this mind numbing meeting took pronouncing the letter O to a new level. Apparently, if there is an O in a word, it will be a long O, with the accent on the long O. Then there was the woman across the table from me who hacked the entire meeting. I wanted to barf just hearing all the phlegm stuff in er cough. THEN there was the woman in the bathroom who needed to breath heavily and slightly moan while taking care of business. Let us frost this cake with another member of management who could not piece together two consecutive words with out pausing. 

Oh happy day!!