January 2012
4 posts
December 2011
10 posts
How I know my Prozac is working......
A trip to the mall with my kids who are 15 (girl) nuff said there…. And the 10 year old boy and the 13 year old boy. 15 wants to dress 13 and 10. 13 trusts 15. 10 does not. 10 refuses to go into stores and when he does, holds his nose the entire time because it “smells”. 15 calls 10 an asshole. Meanwhile, 13 is playing it smart, staying silent, not showing allegiance to either...
So that thing that happened....
It’s always very moving when you see the person you are closest to react in emotional ways you’ve never seen before. Even though I’m nervous about what the future may bring, I am also very happy that this “thing” happened. It’s a bundle of mixed emotions for everyone involved. And this probably sounds real shitty, but I hate the fact that there was a part of his...
There is no comfort zone......
Just when I think life is running smoothly….life decides to put a pothole in my path. Needless to say, something big happened today. To watch it unfold should be mighty interesting.
Things that drove me to impale myself on something...
First, let me say I attended a work meeting today. I took me two fucking hours to drive there. I would not mind this, except for the fact that there was not one noteworthy issue talked about. I’m pretty sure I work for the redundancy department of redundancy. The main speaker in this mind numbing meeting took pronouncing the letter O to a new level. Apparently, if there is an O in a word, it...
“Imagine, if you will, a man who, as Speaker of the House, orchestrates the...”
– Hendrik Hertzberg, The New Yorker. (via langer)
Ugh.
Scars
All of my scars happened when I was a child. When I was 4 years old, I decided to put my right arm through a glass door. As a result of this wise decision, I am the proud owner of a one inch scar on my shoulder, a two inch scar with a complimentary hole/indent on my bicep, and a four to five inch scar that runs along the inside of my elbow. I’ve had these scars for 38 years now. Sometimes...
Alrighty Monday!
That is enough I say. It’s only half way through my work day and I’m ready to stick my head in the toilet and flush. FU hard !!!!
November 2011
1 post
Truthful Tuesday
Tomorrow is my birthday.
I will be 42.
It went by quickly.
If I could do it all over again, I’d be more of an asshole. They seem to get the better end of the deal.
I’m hungry.
All the time I’m hungry!!!
I’m ok with my life right now. In this particular moment anyways.
Tomorrow could be another story.
September 2011
1 post
Truthful Tuesday
I actually amaze myself with how long I can hold a grudge.
I am patiently waiting for the opportunity to really go ape shit on some women I really hate.
I’ve been told that “hate” is such a strong and hurtful word. I am good with this. Translates to “I will continue to use this word on a regular basis”.
I watched Hall Pass last night. I still can’t stop...
August 2011
3 posts
I wish I was 10 years old again.....
I find myself constantly thinking about the past. Wishing I could go back and be in that spot again. Why? Because I already know all about it and it’s safe. I don’t feel safe. God that sucks. Don’t get me wrong….physically I’m safe. Mentally not so much.
So I pick the age of 10! It was a fine year. Zero responsibilities and life was extremely simple. My biggest...
Ever see someone's name and instantly get...
Yeah. That.
Truthful Tuesday
Truth is……
I’ve never done this before
I love to read everyone’s Tumblrs and wish I was their friend
I used to tweet, but don’t really feel funny anymore
I’m taking my 14 year old daughter to therapy and secretly want the session for myself
I wish I was 10 again.
I feel very sad and wanted to tell everyone and no one all at the same time.
December 2009
2 posts
November 2009
19 posts
My office smells like a cheeseburger.
Kids, Guns, Respect, & Responsibility
I look at these four words and know automatically that this recipe will not taste good.
I had a good conversation to today with someone about kids and guns. Two completely different perspectives on this one we were! I can’t fathom a reason on why I would introduce either of my children to guns/BB Guns. It doesn’t even cross my mind in my wildest dreams. Out of all the things that I...
listening to "Joan Jett and the Blackhearts - Bad... →
Oh no….no no no no no….Not me
I Said Something Terrible Today
Today I said something terrible to my daughter. She is 13. She is absolutely beautiful and has all the qualities you think a 13 year old would have both good and bad.
She’s been in this funk where the mere sight of me offends her. I can literally see it when I walk into the same room she is in. I keep going with the flow of it because I was 13 too once and I really can remember some of the...
“8 year old son: “Mom. What’s a Democrat and what’s a...”
My Tug-O-War With Facebook
I have a Facebook account. There. I said it.
When I first joined Facebook, it was because of the usual, “Oh my God M! You’ve got to see this! Go join so you can see!” Then, it was completely unreal to me how many people I knew were on it. I connected with everyone. Then came all the people who I didn’t want to “connect” with ever again or not even in the first...
listening to "Red hot chili peppers - Don →
@chella_girl: I saw RHCP at Lollapalooza in 2006 in Chicago. I stood in one spot for 8 hrs and made it to about the 10th row. I was smashed between people I didn’t know, who were sweaty, and some of the most interesting people I had met in a while. One guy read a book to me while we were waiting in between sets for RHCP to come on. This song reminds me of a time in my life where everything...
It's Sunday and I'm not doing shit but watching TV
OMG! Roadhouse is coming on! I loves me some Sam Elliot mustache!
Something new
I noticed that most of the people on Twitter that are my favorite people to follow use tumblr, so here I am too. Even though I use Facebook, I can honestly write that I have never tried a blog atmosphere. I hope I don’t bore the shit out of anyone! I suppose I’ll get the hang of this just like I think I did with Twitter. Guess we will find out!
